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cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa)

Text 21 Jul 128,135 notes

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx)

Text 19 Jul 321,783 notes

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

Photo 18 Jul 168 notes asexualfactoftheday:

[#474. Lemons are inherently dangerous to all of the Asexual Clans.]

I’m asexual, and I’m actually allergic to lemons therefore truth!!

asexualfactoftheday:

[#474. Lemons are inherently dangerous to all of the Asexual Clans.]

I’m asexual, and I’m actually allergic to lemons therefore truth!!

Video 18 Jul 30,873 notes

tractor-riding-fallen-angel:

aleatoryw:

samwinchesterswifipassword:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

campinginpurgatory:

Not before family.

No, but can we talk about the utterly dead look in Dean’s eyes as he sits bleeding in the back seat of his car listening to his dad tell his little brother that revenge is more important than him?

And can we take a moment to think how it must have felt when Sammy’s eyes flicked to him in the rearview mirror just before he told John no?

If at no other time, and even if he forgot it in the turmoil and betrayal of the years that followed…in that moment Dean understood that he wasn’t the only Winchester who loved his family more than the job.

Tell me again that John is a good father, JUST TRY AND TELL ME

such fatherly, very love, wow. 

friendly reminder that this is also the demon that killed Jess. Sam is in the exact same position as John when he lost Mary, but he’s picking Dean and their relationship over stopping what killed his fiancee. People may say Sam is a lot like his father, but he’d never become what John was. I say it’s because he has Dean, and always has had Dean.

^^^^this

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Video 17 Jul 917,461 notes

leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

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Text 16 Jul 157,108 notes

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

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Text 16 Jul 151,806 notes

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

Video 14 Jul 448,130 notes

aphfandoms:

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

dude how can you not include the amazing video this gifset’s from

(Source: ryanhigainspired)

Audio 14 Jul 117,347 notes

octopusice:

I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP

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